weddingsv make me drug and hornr
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
Randomize
