Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
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