i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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