This is not my ceiling
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
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Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
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He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
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