The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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