sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
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They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
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NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
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