You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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