I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
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