Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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