Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
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She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
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you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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