Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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