My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
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