she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
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A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
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fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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