I can tuck mytits in my pants
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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