i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
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