So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
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we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
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2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
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