Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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