True but thats because hes a fetus.
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
Randomize
