Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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