The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
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Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
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Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
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