There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
Randomize
