"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
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I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
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I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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