so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
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