I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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