Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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