Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
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