4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
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