im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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