in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
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Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
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You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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