His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
you never un-have a 4some
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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