just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
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Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
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Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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