it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
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I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
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idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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