Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
there is glitter all over my balls
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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