bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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