But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
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