I'll bet she douches with gravy.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
We got so high we made milksteak
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
