You can't motorboat a personality
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
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Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
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