I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
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I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
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How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
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