It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
Only a mothe r could love this liver
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
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When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
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Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
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