My first STD was from a foam party
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
Trying to figure out these fractions. I bought 5 fifths of gin last week. Does that mean I have one whole gin? 5/5 = 1, right? You're having to homeschool your kids right now--so ask them.
Randomize
