gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
We just shotgunned beers for America
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
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