He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
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