Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
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You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
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My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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