Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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