i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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