Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
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Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
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I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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