at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
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What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
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In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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