Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
my liver is dry heaving
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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