Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
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was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
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i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
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