idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
I lost the right to judge tonight
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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