Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
People in love make me want to vomit
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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