my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
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Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
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Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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