I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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