that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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