I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
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I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
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I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does