yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.