Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
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his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
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I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
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